Heres a little you night be a redneck spoof,

(1) You know the exact stardate.
(2) You have an accurate to detail starfleet or other Star Trek uniform in the back of your closet.
(3)You have ever flipped oper your cell phone and epected to hear the "beep".
(4) You have ever worn vulcan ears
(5) You have ever screamed KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! for no reason(for a reason's good too)
(6) You know more than one or two starship classes and can name at least one ship from that class(sorry the enterprise doesn't count, too oblivius)
(7) You know more than one starship call number(sorry again, NCC-1701 A-E don't count
(8) You have more than one NBO Star Trek action figure or doll.
(9) Someone makes a mistake and you hvae demanded their aggonizer.
(10) You have ever attempted the Vulcan neck pinch on someone.
(11) Your Vulcan neck pinch has ever been succesful.
(12) You have ever fought with you best friend with "Kirk VS Spock" music playing in the background.
(13) You ever woke up with an out-of-this-world hang over and blamed in on Romulan Ale.
(14) You feel sorry for the red shirts from the original series.
(15) You Know the Exact body count of red shirts from the ENTIRE TOS.
(16) You know what TOS stands for.
(17) You can throw the vulcan greating with either hand(plus one point if you can do it with both hands)
(18) You argue with others who is better, Kirk or Picard.
(19) You know the fate of most starships shown in any series.
(20) You plan on seeing the new Star Trek movie coming out this summer.

To figure out your score:
1) take what you made(each one is a point)
2) mutiply that by 5 then add the bonus if you got it
3) compare your toltal to the following

0-20= have you ever really watched Star Trek?
21-40= okay you have watch some but nowhere near a trekkie.
41-60= half trekkie.
61-70= okay, you are a trekkie.
71-80= Okay!? life much
81-90= No seriously, do you even have a life?
91-100+=*puts face in hands* My god Jim your a super trekkie.

If you like leave a responce with your score. I won't make fun of you after all I scored a 86, and yes I do have a life

you may use this spoof in your journal but please give credit where it is due. thanks If you use this in you jounal give your score as well so others can see what their up against

Well, Live long and prosper \\//,